At first I thought Captain Triangle was a Sesame Street character, but then I realized I was conflating Captain Vegetable and the Triangle Lovers' Club.
Are you sure it wasn't They Might Be Giants' song "Triangle Man"? Because that's who I was ripping off. Captain Triangle is actually the son of the aforementioned wrestler/superhero.
As you can see by the stylish shades, Capt. Triangle is a hit with the ladies. Also he is in the army, and holds the rank of Captain. Had Triangle Man not died in a horrible sporking accident, he would be very proud of his son.
When he is old, Capt. Triangle will change his name to Capt. Triangle (Ret. Army) so as to follow appropriate military protocol. He will also do Wartime analysis on MSNBC.
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At first I thought Captain Triangle was a Sesame Street character, but then I realized I was conflating Captain Vegetable and the Triangle Lovers' Club.
Are you sure it wasn't They Might Be Giants' song "Triangle Man"? Because that's who I was ripping off. Captain Triangle is actually the son of the aforementioned wrestler/superhero.
As you can see by the stylish shades, Capt. Triangle is a hit with the ladies. Also he is in the army, and holds the rank of Captain. Had Triangle Man not died in a horrible sporking accident, he would be very proud of his son.
When he is old, Capt. Triangle will change his name to Capt. Triangle (Ret. Army) so as to follow appropriate military protocol. He will also do Wartime analysis on MSNBC.
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